10/27/2006

 

Pop Single Reviews In Loose Haiku

Depeche Mode : Martyr such familiar fancy elements of former glory catchy like cobweb Fergie : Fergalicious copycat lights softly on the whirring xerox machine pussy’s getting tired AFI : Love Like Winter short and sweet high gloss eighties production steaming emo dreams Diddy : Come To Me ego overflows river once again over same old rocks what’s the point? Weird Al Yankovic : White and Nerdy wow he can rap production shiny like tinfoil fun only once Madonna : Jump effervescent message yet another delight adopt ME boogie woman Justin Timberlake : My Love nice falsetto kiddo timbaland audio candy sweet and fatty Lily Allen : Littlest Things pure golden bliss her voice drips with clarity so lovely and bitter My Chemical Romance : Welcome To The Black Parade melodramatic fog backlit fists pumping vintage american cheese Christina Aguilera : Hurt bitch can sing long red fingernails gut me minor key heaven U2 & Green Day : The Saints Are Coming unsurprisingly bombastic faxed-in charity single hot air moving nothing Red Hot Chili Peppers : Snow (Hey Oh) stuck on repeat again what once was spicy now oh so bland

Comments:
Perfect one for Lily Allen. I'm totally in love with this woman. Don't tell my wife. :)
 
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