Making Flippy Floppy

(First in a series of prose/poems created by cutting and pasting select phrases from the daily spam in my email. Might as well put that junk to use somehow...) Mandy bright takes anal attack. Bullseye in diffusion, Singapore see Allemand in chaplain be snow! Abdominal in apprehension, In cartoon not raspberry. May rim see riot on change on white. See asexual, try jetliner. Behold! the birds are gathering back again, to the Mountain and to Dale from South and East, and West, for word has gone out that Smaug is dead! Dead! Dead? shouted the dwarves. Cash be chinch in succubus may restitution and rectory, Floury try chameleon may birdwatch! Sue Diamond -leggy blond enticing a merchant prince. Are you sitting there bored or just sick of the one you're with?